In a move that will come as no surprise to parents, father of four Judas X. Machina is going to continue reading to his children.
Judas has never appeared on tv or in movies, and is no celebrity of any kind, though he has read bedtime stories to his children for years. He will return to the role of bedtime story reader his wife said in a press release last Wednesday.
The father, best known for his roles as late night fridge raider and bathroom oderizer, proved to be a very popular bedtime story reader, with his children laughing at the variety of voices used, reaching a high of 12 whole views on YouTube.
News of Judas's continued reading was received with a casual shrug of his wife; "I'll be there. I've heard all these stories before".
His Mother-in-Law had this to say: "Judas is hands down my favorite father to read to his children. I've never seen him do it, but I'm sure he's great."
The readings will include Frankenstein Eats a Sandwich, a variety of Lil Critters, and Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey (which this reporter was unable to find a copy of, and Judas was evasive in it's source saying it was part of his two favorite philosophers, and "the rules were made up").
The stories will be read every evening roughly at 7:00 p.m. local time and won't be streamed or viewed anywhere else.
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