The layabout, 50, took to social media and posted an underwhelming 2-minute long video of him reading someone else's work.
"I've been bored at home so I made a video for u cogs!!!" he didn't say in the video or tweet.
The video begins with free domain music and a pre-made opener that looks like it was taken from a Mexican Day of the Dead home movie a laid off cable 10 video editor would use.
The non celebrity then proceeds to prance around in a bra and underwear, knee high socks...oops. That's the Ke$ha Home Alone video.
At one point the rocking chair Judas is sitting on lets out a loud creaking, something that a professional video editor would have cut.
Judas has 3 published and unread novels.
(*cough not a Joe Exotic situation)