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10 Cleaning Hacks Father of Four ignored To Make Storytime Video

4/22/2020

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Instead of leaving the floors for last, and dusting first so that all the particulate would fall to the floor, local father of four, Judas, wandered around aimlessly and waited for his kids to go to sleep so he could record a storytime video for them, instead of reading it to them.
The absent minded dad also completely did not wipe the bathroom from the top to the bottom.  It would have been a good tip to clean the toilet last, since cleaning it first would cause the spread of bacteria instead of minimizing it.  Cleaning the small areas would have been important, too, but he was distracted by thoughts of how to get the family dog in the frame of the video.  Judas also ignored using a dry sponge to collect dog hair from the couch, which is a very effective way to gather pet hair according to Martha Stewart, who was quoted in a telephone interview as saying "I have no idea what you're talking about.  Stop calling this number!"

His wife, Kay, also informed this reporter that Judas did not add cleaning solution to the bottom of the toilet scrubber holder, which is a very "useful and sanitary thing he could have done" she tweeted, adding "Filling the tub with warm water and a splash of bleach and then soaking the shower curtain is a great way he could get rid of mildew".

During dinner preparation, Judas also neglected to use lemon and salt to eliminate hard water stains around the sink taps.  He failed to realize that he could double the usage of the lemons and salt by grinding them with ice in the garbage disposal, eliminating the stinky odor emanating from the drain.

The video can be found here.
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