Only Hipster Beards Are Allowed
I personally like a bit of hair on a woman. It makes me feel like I'm sleeping with a woman, not a barbie doll.
Here's Abby's link.
DEAR Jerkass: I am 26 and have been dating this guy I really like for three months. He is great.
My biggest setback is his body hair. He honestly has more body hair than I have ever seen. This has kept me from being physically attracted to him.
I think everything is moving in the right direction, but I don't know what to do about this issue. Should I love him how he is, or ask him to get rid of it? I don't want him to feel self-conscious because he's an awesome guy. -- IN A HAIRY SITUATION IN ARIZONA
Know who doesn't have hair on their body? Prepubescent boys.
Men have hair. On their bodies. This is natural. Sometimes it looks like a Sasquatch.
Talk to him, but before you do, think about this: sometimes your bat-cave is going to stink. Should he dump you because of this? Or is that "insensitive"?
I think you should break up with him, because he should be in a relationship where someone loves him, and not get straddled with some bitch like you who already wants to change him. Love isn't about a Gillette razor.
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Judas' Advice Column
This is where I take a Dear Abby column, and add my own brand of advice. I started by calling it Dear Crabby, but that's taken and JERKASS seems more fun.