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Only Hipster Beards Are Allowed

5/21/2014

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Ugh.  "Manscaping".
I personally like a bit of hair on a woman.  It makes me feel like I'm sleeping with a woman, not a barbie doll.
Here's Abby's link.


DEAR Jerkass: I am 26 and have been dating this guy I really like for three months. He is great.

My biggest setback is his body hair. He honestly has more body hair than I have ever seen. This has kept me from being physically attracted to him.

I think everything is moving in the right direction, but I don't know what to do about this issue. Should I love him how he is, or ask him to get rid of it? I don't want him to feel self-conscious because he's an awesome guy. -- IN A HAIRY SITUATION IN ARIZONA

Dear Hairy,
Know who doesn't have hair on their body?  Prepubescent boys. 
Men have hair.  On their bodies.  This is natural.  Sometimes it looks like a Sasquatch. 
Talk to him, but before you do, think about this: sometimes your bat-cave is going to stink.  Should he dump you because of this?  Or is that "insensitive"?
I think you should break up with him, because he should be in a relationship where someone loves him, and not get straddled with some bitch like you who already wants to change him.
  Love isn't about a Gillette razor.
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