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It's The Wind

6/9/2014

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Here's the corpse.

DEAR JERKASS: My second wife died last year after 39 years of marriage. She had a beautiful, unique sense of humor. Three weeks after her funeral, I was walking our dog on the day that would have been our anniversary. As I bent down to pick up the poop, I spotted a quarter on the ground. It was so tarnished with age I couldn't make out the date. But I remembered your "pennies from heaven" letters, so I picked it up.

I hurried home to clean it to see if it was from the year we were married. I was amazed when I discovered it WAS from the year I was married -- but to my first wife. Like I said, my late wife had a unique sense of humor ... SMILING IN NEW JERSEY

Dear Smiling,
I'm sorry, what was the question?  Why are you still alone?  Probably because you do stupid shit like find meaning in a quarter while picking up crap.


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  • The Mind Cannibalism
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    • Failed Daily
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