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DEAR Jerkass: My husband has a male co-worker, "Bo," who comes to our house occasionally. We have two bathrooms, one of which is in our bedroom. The other is the guest bathroom.
When Bo needs to use the restroom, he goes into our bedroom and uses ours. He never asks; he just goes in, even after I have pointed out the guest bathroom. It creeps me out. I feel like he's invading my personal space, and I think it's rude.
What can I do, since pointing out the guest bathroom hasn't worked? Bo is intimidating. He thinks he can do whatever he wants. Please tell me what I can do. -- CREEPED OUT IN GREENVILLE
Ask your husband to not let him over. Provide an ultimatum, like calling the cops next time "Bo" is over. Who's house is it? Get a fucking spine and lay it out. Why are you wasting your time asking in a letter?
And lock your bathroom door.
Judas' Advice Column
This is where I take a Dear Abby column, and add my own brand of advice. I started by calling it Dear Crabby, but that's taken and JERKASS seems more fun.