In a move that will come as no surprise to parents, father of four Judas X. Machina is going to continue reading to his children.
Judas has never appeared on tv or in movies, and is no celebrity of any kind, though he has read bedtime stories to his children for years.  He will return to the role of bedtime story reader his wife said in a press release last Wednesday.

The father, best known for his roles as late night fridge raider and bathroom oderizer, proved to be a very popular bedtime story reader, with his children laughing at the variety of voices used, reaching a high of 12 whole views on YouTube.

News of Judas's continued reading was received with a casual shrug of his wife; "I'll be there.  I've heard all these stories before".
His Mother-in-Law had this to say:  "Judas is hands down my favorite father to read to his children.  I've never seen him do it, but I'm sure he's great."

The readings will include Frankenstein Eats a Sandwich, a variety of Lil Critters, and Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey (which this reporter was unable to find a copy of, and Judas was evasive in it's source saying it was part of his two favorite philosophers, and "the rules were made up").

The stories will be read every evening roughly at 7:00 p.m. local time and won't be streamed or viewed anywhere else.

I've been heading all over the world lately, and in the small quiet moments I've written some short horror stories.
They....took some time to make?  Are not very scary?  Need work?  All of the above?
Well, you decide.
And then tell me what you thought.  Otherwise I'll just keep trotting out this stuff and you'll never escape it.
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Hey Cogs,
I am very opinionated.  Some might say I'm full of...shit.
So I figured, why not join the two and express my shitty opinion...while I take a big steaming one.
​Hope you enjoy...

In this lovely little video I show you the magic of green screen.  Hopefully in a funny way.  At least I laughed.  And if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?
Mice, I guess.
And possibly dogs getting confused about where their owners go when they drop a blanket.  You know...in those viral videos where the owner sets up a blanket and then runs away before its dropped and the dogs all like "WTF?!"
Anyway.  I use trending words liberally in this video, because I wan money, and selling out isn't a bad thing anymore.
​HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!

Playing around with (mostly) free domain film footage.  After rummaging through stock I found this Mushroom Kingdom propaganda film.
​Enjoy.

The Genesis of this video goes back a long time; since I was an older, bored sibling.
Originally I thought of it as a children's book (and still do.  I've been "working" on the illustrations for a while now).  Of course, making a video and creating slime were adventures that I didn't have the access to as a youth.  Video cameras were massively expensive, looking up slime recipes was rare, and even if I did make a video....who would I have distributed it to?  
Family...friends...no way of actually going viral.
But now, with todays technology I was finally able to produce something that looks like would have been made way back in the 90's....so I am very sorry.
On the plus side, I got to play around with a little editing programs (also not available to me back in MY DAY!), some sound, some end credits that in the old days would have been done with a Mario Paint game for the SNES and a VCR, all in roughly an hour.
Not bad, eh?
If young Judas had access to these pieces of movie making magic, truly you would have seen films worthy of Ed Wood.

​Sit back, relax, and laugh at an old mans attempt to bring his teenage years to fruition.

https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/15081757/download.mp3

https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/15081820/download.mp3

https://www.spreaker.com/episode/15081886

https://www.spreaker.com/episode/15081844


Hey Cogs!

Just a few links to my podcasts.  I'm trying to go regular, so send me your ideas!

Andrew and I talk about the new Solo movie, some girl from Game of Thrones, Trollhunters, and the effects of a car starting.

Hi.  
It's been a while.

I've traveled around the world, seen some pretty boring things, been away from my amazing family, and written very little.

The bonus of everyone being on lockdown is that I have time to create a little more, and you have time to watch!
And you're hungry for content, aren't you?

Well, I should be the one giving it to you.

And I have!  Recently I just had a contest on my Patreon for a hand made Skeletor "Live, Love, Laugh" fridge magnet, and wouldn't you know it?  The woman who won had a baby!  How's that for amazing!  Wasn't even MY baby.   She just had one.
I'd like to think it's because of how awesome my magnetic painting is.

Thanks to those that stayed through my non-posting, and thanks to those who fell away.

I'm still on Twitter (barely) and on Instagram and Facebook.    Subscribe, pay me the equivalent of a Starbucks Coffee once a month so that i can keep making this terrible content.

Thanks Cogs,

Sincerely, Judas X. Machina.